Ezio Auditore Da Firenze (
collectsfeathers) wrote2018-10-07 01:33 pm
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∞ Duplicity Dom / Sub Finder + Overflow

EZIO AUDITORE
Are you alright with your partner being an assassin who randomly disappears for long spans of time to go operate in secret? Then this man is for you. 6'1, 170 pounds of pure, charming Italian fuck boy. Benefits of being his submissive include: always being protected, being well taken care of, occasionally crawling into his bed for cuddles, and him treating you like the most precious thing on earth. Downsides include: What is monagomy, is that a plant? Kind of bitter about love at the moment, has more baggage than an airport.
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» DUTCH
Si. It seems there are no secrets here.
[Even if he's. Never really been that secretive about it. Whoops.]
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well. not that one, at least.
why?
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Why did I wish to keep it secret? I thought that would be obvious.
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» LEONARDO
[Naturally, he had been standing in the hall for the entirety of those twenty minutes, completely and utterly ready to burst into the room the moment those screams and swears turned into anything else. It had also been spent monitoring any replies that had been made, making sure his friend was only being treated well.
He has been exceptionally dense all of these years. And suddenly, there's so very much that makes sense. Perhaps this wasn't the best way for him to finally realize, but he's thankful it's happened.]
Leonardo. [Without hesitation he moves fully into the room, coming to sit beside his friend upon the bed.] That is not how I see you. There is much about you that they did not speak of.
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[There is so much to talk about in that post, and even then, Leonardo feels so uncomfortable sharing anything about himself. Ezio didn't need to know any of this. He'd always been afraid of disappointing Ezio, and this is just the icing on the cake as far as Leonardo is concerned. Instead, he tries to lighten the mood a little with a joke at his own expense.]
I suppose the nights we spent at La Rosa Colta in the company of Paola's girls make a little more sense now.
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[Every word of it. As unflattering and down right cruel as most of it had been, it was all true.
And Ezio knew it. All he'd had to do was hug the man once and he had instantly become his most loyal friend and trusted confidant. Had complimented his mind and had ended up with someone who willingly stopped everything they were doing to help him at a moment's notice.
But he also knew what lie underneath was a heart of gold that had suffered far more than it ever should have.]
Do you know what it means when we say that 'nothing is true', Leonardo?
I am so sorry for this impromptu biography lesson. (1/2)
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Oh good lord in heaven I have died
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I apologize once more for the biography lesson. (1/3)
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» LEONARDO
[Okay, first of all rude. How did you know he wasn't in here with someone? Is he going to have to start locking his door?
Second of all, he simply stares at Leonardo for a moment before glancing down at the phone.
Shit.
Shit shit shit
They are so fucked.]
I did not write this, Leonardo. [He's never been exceptionally great at keeping that particular secret but he also wouldn't just announce it.] It seems somethings are host are intent on there being no secrets.
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You did not write this?
[Leonardo begins pacing, suddenly drawing every angry Italian stereotype into himself and letting it burst forth in a hiss of rapid-fire swearing.]
Pezzi di merda, stronzi, teste di cazzo! Spero che guardino le loro madri bruciare all'inferno, mentre le loro madri sono scopate dal Diavolo in persona! We have to find these men, Ezio, and we have to stop them. This-- this is going too far!
[You can say what you want about Leonardo, you can embarrass him and treat him like a second class citizen... but if you badmouth Ezio? YOU ARE DEAD TO HIM.]
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» ALUCARD
Si. I think I could use it.
[This is kind of a nightmare.]
I would not be much of one if I told you.
» JEANNE
It is no trouble to say things that are true. But if it's your preference, then I will do as you wish.
thanks for moving this over!
No problem!
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» HALIE
[Oh. My god. He would literally break her in half.]
I don't think it would be wise.
Re: » HALIE
Yeah.
[A short moment later.]
Know anyone with a small penis?
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» NERIA
[It's a difficult position they've been placed into. Wanting to help, to do what's right, but having to work within confines placed upon them by someone else.]
Be yourself instead, Neria. You are already what someone wants and needs. Do not change to suit anyone.
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It simply isn't true. ]
I'll remember that. Thank you, Ezio.
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» LUCREZIA
And the last time you smiled?
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» LUCY
It has been a long time since I have been on an adventure. Perhaps we should find ourselves going on one soon.
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un: lokiofasgard
[Oh no, hot Italian men are one of her many weaknesses how rude!!!!]
un: auditore
Si. Flattery will get you everywhere.
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» JUNIPER
You deserve to be treated well.
Although I will never say no to your sweetness.
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good, because i think i will always have some to give, especially to you
💋
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» PANDORA
The most interesting things always are.
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