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[earps]

[ Wynonna's sent this NSFW image to one other person before in trying to get an honest opinion about whether her latest purchase at one of Duplicity's many lingerie shops will go over well with its intended recipient — because nothing says happy birthday like treating someone to an impromptu striptease, amirite?

The only reason it looks as stylized as it does is because she's trying to up her selfie game, and France has been helping her with that underappreciated art form, so she wouldn't exactly be opposed to anyone else seeing it but it's not really what she necessarily planned on leading with. Oops. ]

[collectsfeathers]

[Ezio had been the lucky recipient of some very nice sext so far during his time within the city. Some of those had even come along with risque selfies. So when he first opens the message, he assumes that it's from someone who he already knows.

But the combination of username and actual name is one he doesn't recognize, and he's pretty sure that was definitely not intended to go to him.]

That is one way to make a first impression.

[earps]

[ At this point, there's no way for her to know who's gotten certain photos and what, and she's also fairly sure that everything on her device is pretty much out there, floating around, occasionally dropping into other people's messages without warning or ability to prepare.

So, basically, another day in the life of Wynonna Earp, cleaning up awkward messes — even if no one in Purgatory would have the techno-skills to pull this off. ]

Well, I always say there's no point in leading with your face when the rest looks just as good.

[ Cue... an attempt at being smooth? ]

[collectsfeathers]

[It could be worse.

Of course, he doesn't really know how it could be worse, but given this place, he's sure there must be something.]

Now I am curious if your face truly looks as beautiful as the rest of you.

[Nicely done.]

[earps]

[ She might have failed at the smooth part, but this guy's got it down pretty well already.

So maybe she can snap a quick photo of herself and send it over, her expression fairly indicative of how ridiculous she finds the entire scenario to begin with. ]

Do I get to know the name of the person I'm sending my face to?

[collectsfeathers]

[He's had a lot of practice.]

You are right. It is as good as the rest of you.

Ezio.

[earps]

[ Same, or so she thinks, but thinking and actually being good at are two very different things. ]

Glad I didn't oversell it.

I'm Wynonna, for the record.

[collectsfeathers]

It is a pleasure to meet you, Wynonna.

Do you always meet new people this way?

[earps]

Honestly? No.

And if we're continuing a ride on the truth train, I actually sent that picture to someone else a few weeks ago and somehow it's making the rounds again without me being the one to send it in the first place.

[collectsfeathers]

Then I will consider myself very lucky to have recieved it.

Or else I may never have known how beautiful you are.

[earps]

[ oh, he is smooth. ]

You should stop by the bar sometime just to see if that belief pans out for you.

[collectsfeathers]

Perhaps I will. But only if you are going to be on the menu.

[earps]

It's not entirely out of the question.