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[ sorry, he just did. ]

are you gonna go out?
or are you just gonna uh
well you know

at least you're not catfishing him
that's a plus i guess

[ just because noct likes fishing doesn't mean he would be into that. ]

1/2

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[What in the name of Jesus Tap Dancing Christ.]

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What is a catfish and why would I do it to him?

[Are you talking about some freaky shit right now Prompto?

Please, please tell him you're not.]

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catfishing is when you pretend to be someone else on the internet
at least i don't think you're pretending to be ezio
pretty sure noct would have known right away
since he met you i mean

[ why is your mind in the gutter, ezio. get it out of there. ]

so i really hope you're not my dude

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[What in the ever loving fuck are you trying to say?]

Prompto.

You are aware of how people have sex, correct? I think it would have been obvious if I were not myself.

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of course i know!!!
that's not what i'm saying
i just had to make sure and all

look you can't blame me for wanting to check up on my best friend
he means a lot to me ok

[ he will stalk you if he has to, ezio. that is what he does. ]

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[Uh, wow, no? He's the assassin here he's the one who stalks people.

But he also understands because he is the exact same way with Leonardo.]

I can see why. There is something about him. I think it may be his eyes.

[Wait...]

Do not tell him I like his eyes.

[burstmodes]

[ and he's a photographer. maybe he'll tell you about the time he stalked noct for years before finally trying to become his friend. ]

your secret's safe with me ok
i think that's pretty sweet
he's nice to look at

if you want i can take some pics of him for you
he won't ever have to know 💪

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[Yeah, because that's definitely not creepy at all.]

Do you often take pictures of him without him knowing?

It is alright. I intend to see the real thing again soon.

[burstmodes]

nah not all the time
he usually asks me to take pics of whatever
but okay
just gotta make sure you'll treat him right

[ he's a prince after all!!!! ]

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How would you suggest I treat him?

[You said him being a prince didn't matter!]

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idk
just real nice
and give him lots of snacks and play games with him

[ wow. he's talking about noct like he's a pet. ]

i guess you're the expert on this stuff
so you do what you do
don't mind me

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And do not wake him up before noon?

[See? It'll be fine.]

What kind of snacks?

[burstmodes]

basically
i guess you're catching on pretty fast

uhhhhh
anything i guess
as long as it's not green
vegetables are like a big turn off for him
and beans too lol

you could always ask him what he wants

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He may have told me he is not good with mornings.

[Is that cheating? It's probably cheating.]

Perhaps I will do that.

[There's a long pause between the first two text and the third.]

You should talk about photography with Leonardo. I have a the feeling he would be fascinated with it.

[burstmodes]

[ is this really a thing that's happening? are they playing at hooking up best friends? prompto just doesn't know what's happening in his life anymore. ]

oh uh
i guess i can do that
it's a thing i know a lot about soooo



thanks for the tip?

[ wow, that's awkward. he feels awkward. ]

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[Apparently they are. He just wants Leonardo to be happy, okay!]

It is nothing.

Have fun with him.

[burstmodes]

okay
you too!!

no wait i mean
uh
you know what i mean
i'll do my best 💪

[ he's going to go melt away now. and then remember that he was going to make sure ezio was legit. guess he'll just have to follow him around a little some time. ]