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[burstmodes]

[ he's going to try to make this as smooth and painless as possible. "try". ]

hey
idk how to say it so i'm just gonna say it
noct told me about the balcony
not like
all the details or anything
gross don't need to know that about my bff

i just wanna know your intentions 🤔

[collectsfeathers]

[Why is this happening to him he doesn't understand.]

Do you two always share such information?

What intentions with what?

[burstmodes]

not usually
but it's good to be open about stuff
also i was freaking out over a date thing with leonardo
you know how those things go

anyway
your intentions with him
duh dude
just gotta make sure he's gonna be ok
i promise i'm not the one you have to worry about

[ he hasn't mentioned gladio or ignis, so... ]

[collectsfeathers]

No. I don't.

[You are barking up the wrong tree Prompto dates aren't scary. Commitment is.

God how is he

on his second shovel talk already

he's only been here six months.]

Should I be asking you what your intentions are with Leonardo?

[burstmodes]

what

[ okay. that's... cool. this is cool. he definitely shouldn't be talking about this stuff with an assassin. his brain is just dumb. ]

i mean
i wasn't going to just
i dunno
we haven't even gone out yet!!!!

anyway this isn't about that
this is about you and noct

[ please don't hurt him for asking. ]

[collectsfeathers]

[Don't you just

turn this back around on him you can't just

do that.]

We have not even gone out yet.

[Unless you count banging. Which you probably are.]

It was not my intention for these things to happen between him and I.

[burstmodes]

[ sorry, he just did. ]

are you gonna go out?
or are you just gonna uh
well you know

at least you're not catfishing him
that's a plus i guess

[ just because noct likes fishing doesn't mean he would be into that. ]

1/2

[collectsfeathers]

[What in the name of Jesus Tap Dancing Christ.]

[collectsfeathers]

What is a catfish and why would I do it to him?

[Are you talking about some freaky shit right now Prompto?

Please, please tell him you're not.]

[burstmodes]

catfishing is when you pretend to be someone else on the internet
at least i don't think you're pretending to be ezio
pretty sure noct would have known right away
since he met you i mean

[ why is your mind in the gutter, ezio. get it out of there. ]

so i really hope you're not my dude

[collectsfeathers]

[What in the ever loving fuck are you trying to say?]

Prompto.

You are aware of how people have sex, correct? I think it would have been obvious if I were not myself.

[burstmodes]

of course i know!!!
that's not what i'm saying
i just had to make sure and all

look you can't blame me for wanting to check up on my best friend
he means a lot to me ok

[ he will stalk you if he has to, ezio. that is what he does. ]

[collectsfeathers]

[Uh, wow, no? He's the assassin here he's the one who stalks people.

But he also understands because he is the exact same way with Leonardo.]

I can see why. There is something about him. I think it may be his eyes.

[Wait...]

Do not tell him I like his eyes.

[burstmodes]

[ and he's a photographer. maybe he'll tell you about the time he stalked noct for years before finally trying to become his friend. ]

your secret's safe with me ok
i think that's pretty sweet
he's nice to look at

if you want i can take some pics of him for you
he won't ever have to know 💪

[collectsfeathers]

[Yeah, because that's definitely not creepy at all.]

Do you often take pictures of him without him knowing?

It is alright. I intend to see the real thing again soon.

[burstmodes]

nah not all the time
he usually asks me to take pics of whatever
but okay
just gotta make sure you'll treat him right

[ he's a prince after all!!!! ]

[collectsfeathers]

How would you suggest I treat him?

[You said him being a prince didn't matter!]

[burstmodes]

idk
just real nice
and give him lots of snacks and play games with him

[ wow. he's talking about noct like he's a pet. ]

i guess you're the expert on this stuff
so you do what you do
don't mind me

[collectsfeathers]

And do not wake him up before noon?

[See? It'll be fine.]

What kind of snacks?

[burstmodes]

basically
i guess you're catching on pretty fast

uhhhhh
anything i guess
as long as it's not green
vegetables are like a big turn off for him
and beans too lol

you could always ask him what he wants

[collectsfeathers]

He may have told me he is not good with mornings.

[Is that cheating? It's probably cheating.]

Perhaps I will do that.

[There's a long pause between the first two text and the third.]

You should talk about photography with Leonardo. I have a the feeling he would be fascinated with it.

[burstmodes]

[ is this really a thing that's happening? are they playing at hooking up best friends? prompto just doesn't know what's happening in his life anymore. ]

oh uh
i guess i can do that
it's a thing i know a lot about soooo



thanks for the tip?

[ wow, that's awkward. he feels awkward. ]

[collectsfeathers]

[Apparently they are. He just wants Leonardo to be happy, okay!]

It is nothing.

Have fun with him.

[burstmodes]

okay
you too!!

no wait i mean
uh
you know what i mean
i'll do my best 💪

[ he's going to go melt away now. and then remember that he was going to make sure ezio was legit. guess he'll just have to follow him around a little some time. ]